If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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