Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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