All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize