Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
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Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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