I would go down on you faster than GM stock
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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