S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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