Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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