I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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