no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
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Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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