I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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