thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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