Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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