Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
