It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Found your dick twin last night
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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