i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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