think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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