got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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