have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize
