its not stalking. its research.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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