You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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