At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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