I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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