what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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