just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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