im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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