I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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