I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Your mouth is God's brothel.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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