Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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