Already got asked if we're dating
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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