Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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