she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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