So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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