yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize