Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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