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Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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