Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
