She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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