google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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