did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Actions speak louder than pants.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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