Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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