Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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