I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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