NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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