Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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