If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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