Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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