i don't plan on having that self control this summer
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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