i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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