I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
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