grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
