Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
