Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Your dad touched me again.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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