it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
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It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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