i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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