why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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