"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.