we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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