We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico